Two days ago, we woke up in San Diego and jumped into the Pacific Ocean blue. The water was flat and chilly but felt great. Half an hour later, we hopped in Harvey, destination: Las Vegas. The drive wasn’t the breeze we planned it to be. Traffic somewhere between the sprawl of San Diego and L.A. forced us to inch northeast at a snail’s clip. What should have been a five-hour trip, took us probably double. We at last reached the dark Nevada desert, and after a ten-day stay, left California (the homeland) behind.
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Although, I had already been to Las Vegas once before, it was still hard to imagine a city thriving in such terrain. Soon though, those infamous neon lights beckoned from the horizon. The Luxor pyramid beamed its blue light up toward the heavens, and various flickering bulbs danced this way and that. The most notorious man-made oasis in the world was ready for us.
We drove Harvey down Las Vegas Boulevard, known more commonly as The Strip. We passed legendary casinos like Caesar’s Palace, MGM Grand, Mandalay Bay and The Bellagio. Near Circus Circus we found a good parking spot backlit by neon luminosity. Like the swingers we wished we were, we dressed our finest, fixed our hair best we could, and strolled chests puffed out toward the strip.
For such a renowned city, Vegas seemed pretty quiet, or maybe I was just expecting it to be louder. Most everyone must have been inside gambling, drinking, eating or possibly watching mud wrestling and/or bikini bull riding.
From afar, the casinos look magnificent, but once you got up close, you realize that they’re not particularly… real. The lagoon rocks in front of Treasure Island are plastic, the pillars adorning the entrance to Caesar’s Palace are hollow, and just about everything else is fantasy fake. I guess that’s part of the appeal of it. Walking the strip you transcend place and time, just not authenticity. You can walk under the Eiffel Tower at Paris, then cross the street and salute the Statue of Liberty at New York New York. You can visit Camelot at Excalibur, walk with pharaohs at Luxor, or experience the Wild West at Binions Horseshoe. No matter if you like Vegas or hate it, you can’t deny that there is no other place in the world like it.

It was a most mystical night
True story. Before leaving Harvey, I reached into my pocket and realized I had a single quarter. I was about to drop it into the change drawer, when for some reason I decided not to. I walked toward the strip and forgot about it. At our first casino while I was waiting outside the bathroom for the guys, I noticed a miniature racetrack, with miniature mechanical horses. Being a fan of horseracing, I did some further investigation. Basically, you put a quarter in and then pick which two horses, out of five, will come in first and second. It’s called a quinella. Now the odds of getting it right are 2/5 for the first horse to come in 1st or 2nd and a 1/4 for the second horse to come in either 1st or 2nd. If you do the math the combined odds are 10 to 1. That didn’t bother me and for some unknown reason I picked the 1 and 5 horse. The 1 horse jumped out to a good start, but the 5 horse lagged far behind the pack. I saw my odds falling with every mechanical gallop. Suddenly, in one of the best comebacks in racing history, the 5 horse, swift as the wind, stormed back and finished a solid second behind the 1 horse. I had won. I had won in Vegas. I hit the pay me button and the machine spit out two quarters. What? I had 10 to 1 odds and all I got was a lousy quarter. I put it in my pocket and forgot about it.
A couple of hours later, while walking around The Tropicana I spotted this one corner slot machine that was red, white and blue and called something like The Great American Slot Machine. I had never played slots in my life but for some unknown reason decided I should give it a shot. I remembered the quarter in my pocket and dropped it in the machine. I pulled the lever and when it finished spinning wild, 7, wild came up. I didn’t know what that meant but soon quarters started spilling, clickity clank, out of the machine. When I left to redeem my quarters, the lady gave me $50.25. Not bad for one quarter. True story.

Triple 7’s
We stayed up the rest of the night and went to bed just as the sun was rising. The Vegas sunrise was far different from our first at Acadia. All in all, I experienced nearly all the casinos on the strip and had a good time. Come morning though, I was ready to leave. I needed a shower. I still do have some quarters left in my pocket but I feel like they could be better spent in a new place.
good joss